I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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