I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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