I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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