and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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