even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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