there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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