spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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