guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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