there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This baby is an asshole
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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