I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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