Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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