what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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