I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
