nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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