Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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