im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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