Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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