He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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