I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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