I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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