what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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