Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
