Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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