Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
