I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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