My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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