She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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