Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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