So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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