i can't believe i had my finger in that
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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