I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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