this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I think people are normalizing furries
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
