My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You were trust falling into bushes
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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