i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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