people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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