True but thats because hes a fetus.
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go home
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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