just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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