If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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