Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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