Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
