best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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