shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The adults are the big ones right?
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