She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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