Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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