Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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