I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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