i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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