What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Randomize
