I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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