He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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