I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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