Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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