google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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