Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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