Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When did angry sex become our thing?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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