I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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